Global Warming – The Polar Bear Insight
May 14, 2009 at 5:54 pm | In Uncategorized | 4 CommentsAs we try not to turn the world into a pre-heated oven, there are obviously some polar bears with not a clue what the hell is going on.
I mean, obviously:

Well, who doesn’t want a little oblivion??
You’ve Got the Heart of a Star
May 12, 2009 at 5:47 pm | In Uncategorized | 3 CommentsHey, I know I haven’t posted in a while
Sorry, about that
I’ve been busy.
So, because I’m so busy here’s a song. It’s a nice song… KIND of a love song thing. Sorry about being busy all the time, I have tests coming up.
Later,

I’m back!!
May 6, 2009 at 3:02 pm | In Uncategorized | 8 CommentsHehe, all I needed was a small rest!! Anyway!
I have some things to share with you
OPTICAL ILLUSIONS!!
Now here are some more eye illusions!

Static picture!!

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Straight lines…?

Become extremely frustrated by trying to see the shark in this picture.


Squiggly moving things… freaky… I need a drink of water!

Don’t stay up all night trying to build it xD
Thanks for looking!!

Rounders!!
May 1, 2009 at 7:05 pm | In Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Today is Friday, and so I had games today. Since it’s the summer we play rounders… I know most of my viewers are american so you probably won’t know much about it. It’s kind of like baseball, I guess. But a point is a rounder and you get half rounders too.
First we did some fielding, and so I ran all the way there. As soon as the first ball was hit I dived into the grass, grabbed the ball and ran to throw it to my teacher.
She said, “I like to see a bit of commitment. That’s really good.”
I replied “Huh?” and dived into the grass again.
Then it was time to bat. Now, I have a small eye problem so I have trouble hitting the ball. Anyway, we had a fast bowler on and she threw it. It was heading right at my face, and I freaked out. I span round, and hit the ball while spinning. I heard the noise and so ran blindly towards first post. Then the ball fell inches from my head and onto the ground. I shrieked and ran past it. At first post I waited, and people where fumbling around with it. I ran all the way to fourth post crazily.
…and scored a rounder!!!
I know I didn’t have much time for this one, it had to be hasty!!
Later,
Swimming in a sea of Powerade
April 30, 2009 at 3:36 pm | In Uncategorized | 3 CommentsI have to thank Eric Richardville for this
On the way back on a skiing trip, a few years ago, my friend was on a table beside me on the bus. She was with some other friends, the one directly opposite her had a bottle of powerade.
Now, my friend’s a bit of a girl-girl and wears a lot of Abercrombie, and today she was wearing a white (Abercrombie of course) t-shirt.
Her friend said, “This has a special bottle so you can tip it on your head with the lid off, and it won’t put water on you.” Of course this was a lie/trick/joke.

My friend said, “I’m not THAT stupid,” and ignored her about that. Then her friend shook the bottle right over my friend’s head, because she thought the lid was on – or did she.
My friend shrieked and looked at her now part-orange-part-white Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirt.
“—– YOU SPILLED POWERADE ON ME!!!” She screamed. Then my friend also had another friend by her, and the friend put the powerade down on the table and my friend grabbed it and shook it over everyone on that four-person table. They ALL had to change at the airport. I ducked under my table. Lucky?
Thanks for looking,

Greetings, little Limpet girl.
April 29, 2009 at 5:50 pm | In Uncategorized | 1 CommentArrrrghhh, someone at school is following me arround!! She is like some micro organism larvae, that floats around then finds a place to hatch on to!! And this place is my friends and I! And she’s not a very nice person
She always tries to be the “leader” of our little group but she’s not even IN our little group. Sooooo, soooooooo annoying.
I know all that sounds harsh, but try to imagine how annoying it is to have a pushy, immature, trying-to-be-dominant ANNOYING girl following you around and making it very hard just to have a little talk with my friends! I’ll put up with it… she’ll lose interest (hopefully) soon.
On another, brighter topic, I feel much better now.
I was always not very good at poetry, but I’ve had another go. Here is the poem:

The inaccuracies of the poem are:
I missed out an apostrophe on the second to last line. Who cares? Not me ![]()
I don’t have a cat.
Later, people ![]()

ILL!
April 28, 2009 at 2:51 pm | In Uncategorized | 3 CommentsI’m ill on a Tuesday!!! Noo! Tuesday is the best day of the week… there’s no science. Can’t I be ill on Thursday??
Anyway, I woke up having missed my morning club (oops) and then I went to wash my face a bit and I had this really bad stomach ache. Then I went downstairs, and then I felt dizzy and all these splodges impaired my vision. So then I went back to bed, and just sort of sat here having slept, singing the Oasis songs that came up on my shuffled Hi-Fi. Pretty boring.
Anyway, then I had some soup… it was strange… and strange english muffins with strange things in them. Then I went on the computer and looked at StopCryingYourHeartOut.com and the blog that accompanies that.
Then I was looking at some quotes, and then the adverts on the side… “Tired of thin eyebrows?”. I’m tired of raising my eyebrows at things like that.
What I also did today in my boredom was look at Oasis music videos. I tried to figure them out or use the comments to cheat.
That’s Stand By Me. What it’s about? No idea. But basically its people at the beginning trying to save the other person, but they don’t know that. Then it follows a person on a motorbike at increasing speed. Then at the end… see for yourself.
There was another saying that fame is nothing without respect…. there isn’t much to talk about after a boring day, is there? Maybe I should make stuff up. When I was 23 I discovered Renium?? (Obviously made up). What is Renium, anyway…
That’s all? = /
~Lyla
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